1. You asked for it. So here it is. A video brought to you from the Myers family studios. I shall call it: Alpha Chicken.
No puppies were harmed in the making of this film.
How freaking hilarious is that? That chicken is MEAN. Like seriously evil. It even chases me. It better watch out. Sleep with one eye open chicken. You've been warned.
2. Here is another fun fact about chickens. They are cannibals. Yep. If they sense illness or weakness in another chicken they peck it to death and eat it. Just one more strike against you little chickens.
3. How hot is it where you are? It is like 115 degrees in the shade here.
5. Speaking of FB...what is with all the pathetic status updates lately? Does anyone else agree? Just recently I saw a post on someones wall about: No one likes me. I have no friends. None at all. Please comment if you are my friend...please. Then a few days later the same person posted: Everyone on here is a##holes! Does anyone else feel this way? Ummmmm.....No! What we agree on is that you need bipolar meds and therapy. Seriously people, think before you post on a public forum. I think it may be time to clean some FB house.
6. If I was driving down the road and I stopped at a red light behind this truck.............I think I would poop my pants.
7. The other day in the Wally World we were walking down the beverage aisle. Okay, it was the adult beverage aisle. I picked up a bottle of wine for dinner and my middle child said: Great, just great! We have finally drove mom to drink! Sometimes my kids crack me up. They are like built in entertainment.
Hasta la vista dahhhhlllllings!!!!