Let me begin by saying I haven't been to the Gyno in 5 1/2 yrs (gasp!). I know, I know........shame on me! But really, I have avoided any doctor that would make me step on a scale.
Anyway, I think my doctor was shocked to see me. And he had to check my parts to find out what was going on.
I forgot to mention I have an IUD. My IUD expires in 5 yrs. It had been 5 1/2 yrs. Uh..............
Seems it was rattling around down there. He had to remove it and order a new one.
I told him I know that it dislodged because of my weight loss......EVERYTHING has shrunk. He almost laughed his way out of the exam room.
Now, minus IUD I have the most terrible cramps I have had in 5 yrs. (I have not had a period in 5 yrs!). So, needless to say I am a complete BITCH. And that is an understatement.
My hubby (who likes to joke a lot) made the comment that he has a week (while the IUD is on order) to knock me up.
I asked him if he liked his dilly-wacker.