You read it right. In glorious Victorian fashion, I have taken to the bed with girlie problems. That's right, I am in bed blogging with massive cramps. Lovely.
I should have seen the red flag (no pun intended) last night when I opened the fridge and shoved a handful of chocolate chips in my pie hole. I should have seen it coming when I licked the salt off tortilla chips. Or maybe the fact that I have been a total moody bitch should have given away that my "friend" would be coming to see me soon.
So, I am going to lay here this morning with cramps and pray that the little devil box of a scale will be nice this week (I won't hold my breath). I am also going to roll around in agony with the heating pad on my abdomen while dreaming of fun size Snickers bars.
Drama right?
Sometimes it really stinks being a girl.
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I think that Cat said that blogger is like one giant sorority house and several of us get our visit from TOM at the same time...that said, I'm right there with you, chica!! I hope both of us are feeling better soon... :(
ReplyDeleteAs a sorority girl, I can only add "ow ow ow!" - hope you all feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteThe joys of being a woman! Take care of yourself, it's my time this week too and I want to eat chocolate every 5 seconds.
ReplyDeleteBeen there. Done that. Just getting over it. Sorry babycakes! I wish I could make the pain go away. Drown in midol...it sometimes helps.
ReplyDeleteawwww...sorry :( feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteIt does suck being a girl
ReplyDeleteI've ALWAYS wanted to take to the bed... oh my gosh, I'm jealous. I mean, I know you're in pain, but it's so glamorous.
ReplyDeleteI know, I sound psychotic. Hope you get to feeling better soon!